Ok I like this one

Ily Nicole

Pigtails. for Nicole omfg

I hate u

BUT I ALREADY DO

thirty-seconds-to-evanescence:

bonesoftheliarsandthieves:

fall-in-chocolate:

mmmpotatosalad:

missasperger:

 Well, I saw this post today, but it’s not really correct.

Here’s the right formula:

And now:

If You’ll substitute correct numbers from Latin alphabet (25 for “y”, 18 for “R” and 20 for “T”) and multiply - as formula says, You’ll get

 

 And now simply we come to the result

Which is 30.

Thank You C:

Holy fucking shit. 

i have no words. 

I seriously cant

Holy fuck. You clever man, Jared.

truthorsilence:

A boy gave a girl a dozen roses, eleven real and one fake. She smiled and asked him why one of them was fake. He replied by telling her that he will love her until the last one dies.

boku-no-dirko:

stale-brain-cake:

forgoodnessjakes:

Good ol’ breakfast before duty!

Huh?

WHAT WAS THAT.

WOAH WHAT

THE CRAP

WHOOOOOAA CRAP

…

HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE…

The Used - Smother Me

Let me be the one who calls you baby all the time.

loki-dokey:

thor-demands-another:

chickadee-chick:

OMG THIS.  HAHAHAHAA.  THEY ARE SO CUTE.

omfgthisissocute

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :””D

She paints a pretty picture,
But here’s a little twist.
The paintbrush is a razor,
& the canvas is her wrist.

blastadiamond:

charmingtommo:

What Makes Your Circus Afro Beautiful

mother of god

it works with everything 

ccoughsyrup:

breakyourheart-shapedglasses:

ccoughsyrup:

breakyourheart-shapedglasses:

ccoughsyrup:

i sprained my finger fucking lovely thats great

i just wanted you to know that it took like three times of me reading that sentence before i realized what you actually meant that you weren’t finger fucking someone named lovely

oH MY FUCKI G GOD

i’m just saying i was worried for your finger 

im laUFHINF SO HARD JESUS

purplefuckingherbivore:

so he broke up with me. i dont i feel like im over reacting but then i dont know. but yea… im dead inside. no im not. but yes i am. i dont know everything i think is an instant battle in my head. why cant i just be clear on how i think about all this.

long phone calls always cheer me up even if we don’t say much and I had to pee so. bad. omg

☯odd fashion✞ 

immortality-y-o-u-n-g:

Some of the greatest movie psychos:

1. A Clockwork Orange,1971. Malcolm McDowell as Alex / Alexander DeLarge / Alex Burgess; 2.  American Psycho,2000. Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman; 3. Funny Games U.S.,2007. Michael Pitt as Paul; 4. Scream,1996. Skeet Ulrich as Billy Loomis and Matthew Lillard as Stuart; 5.  Secret Window,2004. Johnny Depp as Mort Rainey; 6. Fight Club,1999. Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden; 7.  The Dark Knight,2008. Heath Ledger as Joker; 8.  The Silence of the Lambs,1991. Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lecter; 9.  The Shining,1980. Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance